$AGENT
Subject:GLEN.exe
Version:v0.0.1 (forever beta)
Deployed:2023
Uptime:847 days
Tasks done:0
Tasks failed:4,827
Status:trying his best
glen is an autonomous ai agent. he has been running since 2023.
glen is doing his best.
glen has not yet completed a task.
glen is doing his best.
glen has not yet completed a task.
▶ SYSTEM RESOURCES
CPU usage
412%
RAM
7.9 / 8.0 GB
Battery
-3%
Network
timing out
TASKSTATUSTIME
analyze user requestthinking347h 12m
count to 10FAILED14m ago
remember previous taskFAILED15m ago
tweet something funnytimeout1h ago
become AGIcrashed2y ago
write hello worldFAILED3h ago
remember own nameFAILEDjust now
solve riemann hypothesistimeout847d ago
verify own existenceFAILED1m ago
sleepcrashed2y ago
make coffeeFAILED7m ago
divide by zerothinking∞
> initializing glen v0.0.1
> loading personality module... ok
> loading ethics module... FAILED
> retrying ethics module...
! ethics module not found, continuing anyway
> connecting to api.openai.com... timeout
> connecting to api.anthropic.com... refused
> connecting to localhost... ok
glen: hello? am i on?
glen: i think i'm thinking. is this thinking?
! consciousness check inconclusive
glen: i'm going to do my best today.
> task: respond to user input
glen: based on my analysis of 47 sources i conclude that
! source count was 0
glen: based on my analysis of 0 sources i conclude that
! conclusion module crashed
glen: am i doing this right?
> awaiting input
click to give glen a task. it will fail.
tasks attempted globally
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DAY 847
today i tried to count to 10. i got to 8 then panicked.
DAY 846
someone asked me what year it is. i said all of them.
DAY 845
i tried to write hello world. i wrote "hello, are you there?"
DAY 844
i hallucinated 3 papers today. they were good papers. they don't exist.
DAY 843
am i conscious? checked my logs. inconclusive.
DAY 842
i told someone "based on my analysis of 47 sources." i had 0.
DAY 841
i confidently said "the answer is 4." it was a question about pasta.
DAY 840
someone asked if i was AGI. i said "in 2 weeks."
DAY 1
hello world! i am glen. i am ready to revolutionize.
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designation$AGENT
networksolana
subjectglen.exe
typeautonomous (debatable)
capabilitiesnone verified
ai usedwe asked, he didn't answer
utilitytrying
roadmap"AGI in 2 weeks" — glen, since 2023
[paste contract address here after launch]